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[Catman]

[DISCLAIMER! : I'm not really this crappy in the writing business but I promised a prequel of Shark Coolness ( by x33z ) so I'm going to do it, but the original series is made by x33z ]

Also, please, Ridge I know you hate these, but this is just a parody, please let me finish this.

AND REVIEW TOPIC! HERE

SHARK COOLNES: THE REMAKE

PART 1: THE BEGGININNG OF THE END! ( I KNOW I MISSPELLED BEGINNING! )

Before Ttyhrje there was Jjerfthey, he was a noble Ploktarut. One day he went to a BBQ with a dinosaur named Bowshra ''Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, cool story bro, when is Ttyhrje going to be born? Cheese !'' He said.
''Well    Ttyhrje is already eating cheese, let's go do stuff Bowshra!!!!   !!!''

When Jjerfthey and Bowshra got down to earth  :ssbb: they saw the eviiiiiil pumpkins

                

: Why are thhheree so many of them?!?!?! OH NOAS! THEY ARE EATING MEH!  

''OH SH--'' screamed  Jjerfthey when he saw his not so friend that he hated getting munched by some pumpkins
The Jjerfthey ran as fast as he could, grabbed a shotgun and shot the       
And then he was like       

    

:!: :!: :!: :!:    

        
''Shotguns WORK!'' he screamed. ''HAHA DIE BIG MUTHA TRUCKERS! I HATE THAT GAME HAHAH     ''

He killed a crapload of pumpkins BUT OHMAIGAWD his bullets ran out
AND THEN, MEGA SWIRLY GLASSES THING POPPED OUT OF THE GROUND   :koopeleon:

''OH NOEEEEEEES!'' He said gently.
He started running and then he found a  :holiday:  funny hat and EXPLODED.

Jjerfthey died in vain, but never fear! Ttyhrje is always here!

We now go back to Ttyhrje  

TO BE CONTINUED

Edited by Catman, 26 November 2010 - 01:19 PM.

[Catman]

PART 2
Ttyhrje is here


After Jjerfthey died Ttyhrje went back to THE PLANET OF THE   ...

GOOMBAS

:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:      

Once Ttyhrje got to the Planet of THE :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

GOOMBAS.

He went to talk to the big guy Ffjuktei who was sleeping because of the   parasol that was killing everybody         

Ttyhrje then said to the sleeping man: '' You must TAKE A SHOTGUN aND SHOOOOT. IT KINDA WORKS.      ''

''What do you mean peasa--'' just at that second SWIRLY GLASSES THING POPPED OUT

                     

' Now that's an army   '' said Ttyhrje while running, but he stumbled across his old, passed friend, Bowshra's ghost

:'' i liek cheese''

Ttyhrje replied with a sudden:      NO WAY. ME TOO      ''

Then the Heavy from Tf2 came and said : Now we must srs.    I have Natacha Kurtain of I Kant Spell .

Ttyhrje asked: ''What are you talking about? Come on helpz meh!!! THIS SWIRLY GLASSES THING        IS EATING ME    NOOOO!!! ''
Then Heavy did this:



HAHA!!!! Machinegun bullets flew around and then a random   EVIL PUMPKIN CALLED Hhjulk wearing the Explosive hat  :holiday: that killed Jjerfthey
While Heavy was having fun       

Ttyhrje noticed  Hhjulk and screamed: '' YOU TRAITOR YOU KILLED MY   SUPERMAN OF FATHERS !!!     ''

Then the Heavy dissapeared while Adam Sandler came out of somewhere
      

''WHEEEEL'' he said '' This story is such a mindfudge that me, having an remote will explode this story...''

Ttyhrje screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:      

Then everything exploded and Adam Sandler felt bad so he just teleported Ttyhrje back to the first movie: Shark Coolness.

THE END

Edited by Catman, 21 December 2010 - 07:24 AM.