Also, please, Ridge I know you hate these, but this is just a parody, please let me finish this.
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SHARK COOLNES: THE REMAKE
PART 1: THE BEGGININNG OF THE END! ( I KNOW I MISSPELLED BEGINNING! )
Before Ttyhrje there was Jjerfthey, he was a noble Ploktarut. One day he went to a BBQ with a dinosaur named Bowshra ''Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, cool story bro, when is Ttyhrje going to be born? Cheese !'' He said.
''Well Ttyhrje is already eating cheese, let's go do stuff Bowshra!!!! !!!''
When Jjerfthey and Bowshra got down to earth :ssbb: they saw the eviiiiiil pumpkins
: Why are thhheree so many of them?!?!?! OH NOAS! THEY ARE EATING MEH!
''OH SH--'' screamed Jjerfthey when he saw his not so friend that he hated getting munched by some pumpkins
The Jjerfthey ran as fast as he could, grabbed a shotgun and shot the
And then he was like
:!: :!: :!: :!:
''Shotguns WORK!'' he screamed. ''HAHA DIE BIG MUTHA TRUCKERS! I HATE THAT GAME HAHAH ''
He killed a crapload of pumpkins BUT OHMAIGAWD his bullets ran out
AND THEN, MEGA SWIRLY GLASSES THING POPPED OUT OF THE GROUND :koopeleon:
''OH NOEEEEEEES!'' He said gently.
He started running and then he found a :holiday: funny hat and EXPLODED.
Jjerfthey died in vain, but never fear! Ttyhrje is always here!
We now go back to Ttyhrje
TO BE CONTINUED
Edited by Catman, 26 November 2010 - 01:19 PM.